First, a correction. 'Simply, Tiger Woods does not stuff up.' Wise words penned on this site just a few weeks ago, when a squeaky clean Tiger Woods wowed all of Australia with his visit to Melbourne for the Masters.
Well, things change. In fact, the scenery continues to change as we blog here, with Tiger continuing to rack up the birdies.
At last count, he'd reached the halfway point of the round, with the ninth birdie outed, according to a report in the New York Daily News, as a Los Angelos porn star, Holly Sampson. Her acclaimed works include 'Descent into Bondage' and 'The Diary of a Horny Housewife'.
All of which begs the question of why, oh why, would Tiger even contemplate such a thing. With a billion bucks in the bank, with top looking sorts swooning over him 24hours a day, why Tiger? Can you not resist a little temptation here and there, and here and there, and there, and..
What's wrong with spending more down time in your hotel room reading your favourite book, Jules Verne's 'Around the World in 80 Days'? Again, and again. Keep reading, Tiger.
So Tiger now finds himself in a bit of a pickle. He's reportedly being forced to renegotiate his prenuptial agreement, which could lead to his wife Elin Nordegren Woods receiving $US300 million in any future divorce.
Mind you, this tawdry episode has proved to be a bonanza for the jokesters around the globe:
* He hit a tree and a fire hydrant because he couldn't decide between a wood or an iron
* Tiger's new nickname is Cheetah
* The only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
* What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
* Apparently Phil Mickelson called Tiger's wife asking how to beat him
* Tiger drives well on a firway but doesn't fare well on a driveway
* What do Ernie Els, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin and Rachel Uchitel all have in common? They all played a round with Tiger Woods
* Tiger's so rich he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one
And that's just for starters.
These are tough times for Tiger Woods. All these birdies, and now he has an albatross around his neck.
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